March 2012
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I was at the pet store today getting some fish...
Me: Have you ever dropped any fish while doing that? Guy: Yeah Me: How do people usually react? Guy: They just go ‘Oh no!’ -accidentally drops a ghost shrimp to the ground- Kaitlyn: -smacks my arm- Jenny! You jinxed him! Guy: -starts to put it back into the tank- Me: No! I want that one! It’s a fighter.
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February 2012
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“Ok, this is going to sound like a big truck is in your mouth…”
– My dentist
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catsalwayslandontheirfeet asked: You are funny!!! Or your blog is! Anyways, you made me burst out laughing at my desk when I saw the post about Olga.
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zerust asked: omg I almost died laughing when I saw that olga post, tell more :D, please?
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“Stop that. Dinosaurs don’t eat their Mummy’s.”
– Mother talking to her child at Applebee’s.
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Woke up this morning with a million fresh bright...
So I put toothpaste on them.
Someone knocks on the front door.
I resolve to pretend like no one is home to avoid humiliation.
Mom who was in the bathroom: “CAN YOU GET THE DOOR JENNIFER?? I HEARD SOMEONE KNOCKING! CAN YOU ANSWER THAT?”
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Looking at my hotel bills with my Mother
Me: I’m really glad Dad told me that he would cover all of these since he picked them all out.
Mom: How expensive were they?
Me: Well, the most expensive one was nearly $150
Mom: -minor heart attack- Does he know that’s how much it was?!
Me: I sure hope so since he made the reservation for me. But don’t worry Mom, I made sure I got his money’s worth. I watched a movie,...
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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the Nigel Thornberry as Disney characters gifs that are going round at the moment? I think of you everytime I see them <3
Anonymous asked: I was talking to a friend who had just visited the WDW resort few weeks back, and she said she was thoroughly amazed at how awesome her jungle cruise skipper was on the JC. She kept going on and on. And I automatically assumed it was you. :)
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My goldfish
A few years back I decided to go to a carnival with a few friends and be moderately freaked out by how unsafe their rides are compared to Disney’s.
But walking around by all the booths, we came upon one of those ‘toss a ping pong ball into a glass jar and win a goldfish’ type deals. I have always wanted to win a goldfish at a fair. I don’t know why, it’s just one of...
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I met a little boy last night
He was eating taffy and popcorn. He turned to me and pointed to one cheek that was bulging out and said “Look!”
Me: “What is that? Taffy?” Him: “Yeah! I’m saving it for later!” Me: “So you’re like a hamster.” Him: “I’m a squirrel!” Me: “Hamsters like to save lots of food in their cheeks for later. I think...
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When I was driving across the country
I played this game that’s called “I’m a truck”.
The rules of the game are very simple:
Pretend that you’re a big semi truck!
Whenever I passed another truck or car, I would take forever doing so until there was at least one other car waiting behind me.
When I was coming up towards another small car, I would say to them “You better watch out little car! Me...
I was driving through Texas
And during this one long stretch of road, there was only one radio station available.
It wasn’t a music station, just a random station that talks boredly about whatever they want to.
And so, I listened to their conversation about cheese.
January 2012
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Never drinking a 5 hour energy drink for a long...
It’s like a seven year old took over my body and made me jam to ‘Ghost Busters’ for half an hour.
goodness gracious!
I was on the phone with my bank, and they thought I was an elderly lady.
So I started acting confused and overwhelmed.
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My friend Chelsea
Treated me out to a delicious dinner as a farewell gift.
But that wasn’t the best part:
We drove past the College Program housing area and I stuck my face at the ones waiting at the bus stop. We laughed, and then geeked out at the C (epcot) bus driving past, because I fondly remember the C bus being the sexy bus with all the foreign college programmers.
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I had a dream
That I skippered a boat for someone famous.. like Beyonce or someone. And she was really nice and shook my hand and stuff. And I was planning on blogging about it. But then I remembered that I don’t work there anymore. Which made me realized that I was dreaming. So then in my dream I’m like, “I’ll just blog about my dream anyway” But then I realized (in my dream) how...
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That awkward moment
when you try to substitute your can opener as a monkey wrench.
Anonymous asked: So do u think there will evr b disney storie like kaitlyn n you as besties? cuz i think u 2 r awesome friends.
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itgetsbetterwithdisney asked: I just realized... This means no more Kitty under the sink! D=
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Whenever I see a New York license plate when I'm...
I secretly race them.
I feel like I have to prove myself as a driver to New Yorkers.
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There is honey smeared all over my face
And it is deliciouuuuuuuus!
Anonymous asked: do you know any other CM tumblrs?
