April 2012
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My parents are cute
Mom: When you come to bed, put the horses outside.
Dad: What do you mean?
Mom: When you snore, you go 'Pbhbhbh'
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March 2012
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My parents are cute
Dad: Why are you coughing?
Mom: Because the water went down wrong.
Dad: Well I don't know how to tell you this, but you should have learned how to drink water as a kid.
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male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
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Feeling kind of guilty
because I work with a girl named Olga, who’s my age and simply beautiful.
And she was talking to another co-worker how this guy she recently met was shocked when he met her, because he was expecting some old lady with a unibrow because of her name.
All I could think about was “Oh god, one day her or one of my co-workers are going to discover my blog and oh god oh god oh god, in my...
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Good thing I moved back home
I have two huge 7 inch goldfish that I have had for the past few years, and since I’ve moved back, their tank has been a constant battle over algae. It completely blankets the glass and carpets over the rocks by the end of every week. (Which is why I’m in the process of fixing up a new and larger tank for them)
So last Saturday, since I was doing my usual weekly maintenance for my...
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I was watching my fish last night
When suddenly I noticed a zombie fish!!
But then I realized, no. no.
It’s not a zombie fish.
Its eye just got carved out of his head somehow…
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My first day working at the Deli
I don’t know how, but I managed to blurt out to the guy training me that I should be able to learn quickly, considering that the stereotype for women is that we are supposed to make sammiches anyway.
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I was finally able to watch the Hunger Games today
And my sister who has neither read the books or seen the movie (with no desire to either) dared to tell me over dinner that she heard it was a terrible movie.
Ha….
Haa….
Hahaha…..
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Got the job
Oh boy! I wonder what new work adventures await me this time. :)
Best part about this job: I get to wear jeans and a normal looking shirt. SO much better than wearing lederhosen.
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So my sister finally agreed to let me pluck her...
I had a tweezer either hand and clicked them together before adopting my Olga voice.
Me: “Come, sit- let Olga take care of you.” Sister: “Just don’t hurt me.” Me: “Hah! You lucky I have these! Back in home country we use different methods.” Sister: “What do you use?” Me: “Crab claws!” Sister: “What?! That wouldn’t...
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Omg!
Here I was getting 110% annoyed with people’s impatience last night, and now I just received a phone call asking for a job interview tomorrow morning!
Wish me luck everyone!
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Anonymous asked: 23
Anonymous asked: 10
Anonymous asked: Actually the 11:11 question was just off the wall. I asked a bunch of different people that I follow out of curiosity, though it's funny that the same question is on the ask-me-something that's currently floating around. Yours was one of the more interesting answers! ~11:11 Anon
itgetsbetterwithdisney asked: 13 and 24!
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Finally an ask something that's not horribly...
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
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My mom was trying to convince my sister to let me...
Mom: Why didn't you get your eyebrows done Sunday?
Sister: Because I was tired!
Mom: You should just let Jenny do them for you.
Sister: No, she doesn't shape them how I like them. And she sits on top of me and laughs maniacally.
Mom: Kathleen used to sit on top of you too, and you didn't mind it.
Sister: Yeah, but Jenny won't let me get up, and then she farts on me.
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My sister scoffed at my 11:11 wish
Sister: Jenny! Geez, c’mon.
Me: What? I’m a girl! Were you expecting something funny and witty? Fine! I wish that everyday was Mardi Gras, and I could get a million beads without ever having to take my top off.
Anonymous asked: What do you wish for at 11:11?
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My sister and friend were telling me to start an...
Me: I don’t know, if anything, it would be more of an advice column. And I wouldn’t even give out good advice. Like relationships for example. If someone were to tell me that their boyfriend doesn’t pay for their meals on a date anymore, she’d give out some pretty bad advice that wouldn’t really make any sense.
Sister: What would Olga say?
Me: Be a proud woman! In...
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While visiting Disneyland
My sister and I concluded that we needed Sailor Moon, because the park was obviously an evil plot by some aliens to drain our energy.
Anonymous asked: what exactly is a friend of a princess in the park? what does that mean?
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I just broke into my sisters house for a sandwich
I’m so hungry
andileigh92 asked: I work at splash and erika trained me too!!! love her! and I agree with you 100% on your answer. the only thing I like about working there are the people. the rest is just awful. you're lucky you're not working here now. people are getting shoved and hit because of this new fastpass policy. I hate getting yelled and screamed at for things that I cannot control. so as soon as I can...
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thebrokenmoose asked: What would you say was the hardest thing about working in Froland, and who do you miss the most from your experience?
mixedupqueen asked: Your mom follows you on Tumblr? First off , I read that and thought - you are a braver woman than I am. Secondly, I read it, and thought it was cool that your mom had a Tumblr. ... Nothing really else to say here... moving on. :)
kennyvee asked: If you hadn't been a Jungle Cruise skipper, or even been in attractions at all, what other job would you have most wanted at Walt Disney World?
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I always want to do one of those 'ask me' posts
But then I read some of the questions and remember that my Mother follows my tumblr.
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Me: So, this picture set of me on Tumblr has reached over 5,000 notes.....
Kaitlyn: I don't want to hear anything until it reaches OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND
Me: WHAT? NINE THOUSAND!?
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I went to Costco today
and was messing around with one of their computers on paint when one of the employees came over.
Employee: “You’re doing that all wrong.” Me: “You’re talking all wrong, everything’s perfect. Look at this drawing.” Employee: “No, I mean, it’s a touch screen, you don’t have to use the mouse.” Me: “No way!” -continues...
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I've pretty much eaten nothing but cheese all day
with a small side of bacon.
Someone should probably take care of me, ‘cause I’m just a college age kid who will live off of stuff like nutella and oats until I run out……
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I went on Soarin Over California
and made the cast member salute me about a dozen times.