February 9th, 2012
Woke up this morning with a million fresh bright new fiery zits on my face
So I put toothpaste on them.
Someone knocks on the front door.
I resolve to pretend like no one is home to avoid humiliation.
Mom who was in the bathroom: “CAN YOU GET THE DOOR JENNIFER?? I HEARD SOMEONE KNOCKING! CAN YOU ANSWER THAT?”

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