February 9th, 2012

Woke up this morning with a million fresh bright new fiery zits on my face

So I put toothpaste on them.

Someone knocks on the front door.

I resolve to pretend like no one is home to avoid humiliation.

Mom who was in the bathroom: “CAN YOU GET THE DOOR JENNIFER?? I HEARD SOMEONE KNOCKING! CAN YOU ANSWER THAT?”

  1. jenniferlotts posted this