February 22nd, 2012

omg I almost died laughing when I saw that olga post, tell more :D, please?
Asketh - zerust

Haha, my picture posts usually don’t make this many notes, so I didn’t really put in too much detail of the events that followed. 

Let me say that first off, driving to her place was boss. I kept both hands on the upper part of the wheel and stared other drivers down. 

And when I got there, I mostly massaged her with my feet while reminiscing about the home country.

Needless to say, she didn’t think that her massage was worth the price she set. But every time she threatened to not pay I would slap her back and go on a tirade of ‘honor’.

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